Jordan Carver Bodacious Sweaty Boobtastic Boxing Promos

Boxing may be known as the sweet science or the gentleman’s sport, but today it ought be known as the sport Jordan Carver and her renowned mams of plenty turned into the dominant sport in the world once again with her sweat and allure and pugilistic curves. The German model and long time friend of Egotastic is taking to the ring for a celebrity boxing match in her home country. But not before some serious warm ups, and serious sports bras, to contain her mighty chestal punching power.

I can tell you Jordan Carver is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. I can also tell you that if you meet her, it will take you a while to stop staring catatonically and quite rudely into her her nurturing goodness. But once you’re able to unlock your gaze, you’ll find only sweetness. Sweetness and hotness that in this case is looking to punch somebody’s lights out. Wow, that’s only super hot. Hit me next, Jordan. I want to see the singing birds. I already am the kind of stupid knocked out grins. Enjoy.

Big thanks to our friend Garry from SunofHollywood.com for these outstanding pics of Jordan.