Paris Hilton Leggy In Black Stockings While Shopping In LA

Hall of Fame hottie Paris Hilton was spotted looking leggy as F while on a shopping trip in LA. Paris and her little fuzzball dog were seen strutting around the shopping centers of Los Angeles in a very sexy pair of black stockings, (Paris not the dog). Say what you want about Paris Hilton, she’s got some dynamite legs. They are probably her best feature, I would say. They are long and lean and oh so satisfying. Luckily she also almost always has them prominently displayed. I’ve been a fan of Paris Hilton’s legs for over fifteen years. I can remember writing about how hot they were in my dream journal back in college. Yes, I had a dream journal in college but it was only about girls that I thought were really hot but I stood no chance of ever talking to. That and unicorns.

I’ve always envied the life of Paris Hilton’s dogs. I bet they get fed really well and they get to be carried around next to her boobies all day and see her change her clothes. Oh, to be one day reincarnated as the pocket dog of a hot rich woman.